Which phrase do you overuse the most?
“Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
What’s a weird talent that you have?
I’ve been known to absentmindedly find ways to make whatever is around me a percussive instrument.
What’s the best lie you’ve ever told?
My friends and I were caught going down a prohibited dirt road. I lied straight to the face of the Massachusetts State Police officer who pulled us over. He bought it and let me go.
What movie will you always watch if it’s on?
Tell us 4 things that people wouldn’t know about you?
I’m into Star Trek a great deal; my friends used to say I should be cloned and mass-produced because I’m so helpful; Wikipedia successfully shamed me into donating $5 to them one year and I’ve felt compelled to do it ever since; and I use my middle name, always have.
What situation do you avoid at all costs?
A missed deadline.
Who would play you in a movie?
I guess I’d have to go with Eddie Kaye Thomas who plays Paul Finch in the American Pie films. I’m told I bear a striking resemblance to him in those films, particularly in my youth.
If you’re stranded on an island, what food could you not live without?
If money didn’t matter, what would you do?
Go to space.
What makes you happy?
Finding some satisfaction in what I do every day.
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